Sunday, 30 May 2010

A GOOD NIGHT WAS HAD BY ALL!


A friend scoffed when I told him I was going to put a picture of him, LYING PISHED, ON THE FLOOR OF THE PUB, LAST NIGHT, on the internet.  Well GORDON, here it is!

12 comments:

Lord Jack o' Malawi said...

ha ha. I hope that ciggie was photoshopped on. The SNP have banned smoking in Scottish pubs.

HeadsonPoles said...

'aving a tab in a pub?
I'll ring Health & Safety and the anti-terrorist squad.

Can't even fall off your chair in a pub without some fucking camera keeping an eye on you - so much for your moaning about the big brother state and CCTV DL ;)

Dark Lochnagar said...

Lord Jack, no the twat was so pished, he'd just rolled it to go outside to smoke it when he slipped and ended up on the floor, for the second time I might add, so it wasn't even lit!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Headson, It was the second time and he had been taking the pish out of me when I was talking about running a blog, insinuating that I hadnae the brains, the cheeky fucker. So this is my revenge. I've printed it out to go up in the pub. You cross me at your peril!

Conan the Librarian™ said...

What pub DL? Seems like a happening place...

Dark Lochnagar said...

The Wheatshaf in Symington, Ayrshire. Go into the bar, not the lounge!

RantinRab said...

The Wheatsheaf? They search you for weapons when going in there.

If you don't have any they give you one!

Lord Jack said...

Wheatsheaf ? I was thrown in there once. And that was the lounge.

HeadsonPoles said...

Hahahaha - too much electric soup or did you lump him?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rab, coming from Kilmarnockie, where they hire the jaikeys out for pubic lice cultivation, I think you have a cheek slurring a fine establishment like the 'Wheat'. ;-) p.s. I'll no mention a well known BBC Scotland documentary!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Lord Jack, I hope you had a steak pie on the way out.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Headson, no I'm afraid the soup took it's toll, but in saying that he came close a couple of times for a lumping, but I was drinking fucking water believe it or not, so it wouldn't have been a fair contest!