Saturday, 29 May 2010

ANGER IN HOLYROOD AS 'JACK THE LAD' IS ELEVATED TO THE LORDS

JACK TRIES ON A NATTY WEE NUMBER FOR HIS MAIDEN SPEECH IN THE LORDS

FORMER First Minister Jack McConnell was under pressure to stand down as an MSP last night after he was elevated to the House of Lords.
Lord Jackass of Wishie refused to be drawn on whether he would stand for election to the Scottish Parliament next year.  But Mr McConnell who is now a roving ambassador for international development, said he had no immediate plans to step down.
SNP MSP Christina McKelvie said: "Having been given a non-job by Brown, he has finally been rewarded by Labour with a party political peerage".
He now has no escape from Lord Foulkes or Labour's other dual-mandate politicians, those POLITICAL WHORES, Cathy Jamieson and Margaret Curran, who it seems will all be spending more time on the green and red benches than working for their Holyrood constituents.
These bastards made plenty of noise in the past about Alex Salmond having a dual mandate, even though he gave his Westminster salary to charity.

The question these GRASPING BASTARDS have to answer is, HOW MUCH OF THEIR DUAL SALARY IS BEING DONATED TO CHARITY? 

14 comments:

Sophia Pangloss said...

Ah tell ye, he's Baron of Nowantit in Malawi. How long afore he's claimin' that he turned Malawi doon as a boycott cos o' their arrestin' o' the gays?

He would y'know, he would.

fat man in picture background. said...

I've pumped a Lord ! I wondered why his bum smelled of fine perfumes and rosewater.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sophes, That bastard, McConnell would do anything or use anyone to improve his position. Don't forget he was the 'fixer' for the Labour party in Scotland before he became leader so he knows where the bodies are buried and who swims with the fishes!

Sophia Pangloss said...

It's gey hard tae say which o' the men in that photie makes me laugh the harder, Jack or his faither,

Dark Lochnagar said...

Fatboy, I can see you in the picture sniggering because Jack's just asked you "does my bum look big in this"?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sophes, that's his father. I thought it was his pimp. Anyway I've been trying to get to bed for an hour. I'm off. ;-)

CrazyDaisy said...

DL

Learned this last night and it gave me nightmares! Lord Joke McCuntil another Union dividend, thing is he can hing on as much as he likes but we know next year he has to go to the people, let's just hope they reward him with a fucking big ignoring!

CD

RantinRab said...

He's a fucking bawbag.

End of.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Daisy, unfortunately the people of Lanarkshire will put their cross beside the Labour candidate and if anyone mentions McConnell, they'll say how it good it is that a common man can be elevated to the the Lords where he can sit with those other arch socialists who have taken the Ermine, Martin and Prescott. To be fair to McConnell, he was not one who regaled in the class struggle, but instead he was just a scheming little fucker!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Roberto, succinctly put as usual.

The Young Oligarch said...

How proud we denizens of Wishae are !

A real , live Lord in the toon for the first time since Lord Belhaven got fed up and flitted from our Socialist paradise .

I wonder how long Lord Jack will retain his "constituency house"?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Oli, you must be very proud. He might even get in the door of the 'Orange club'. Just inside the door that is before he's turfed. Is it true, that his house is beside the mansion of that fucking Butcher that poisoned all those auld twats?

The Young Oligarch said...

I've no idea where he stays , DL , other than the fact it's not in one of our many fine schemes .

As for Mr.Barr , the butcher , folk still speak highly of him . Except the dead ones , obviously .

I was always a Chapman's man , myself .

Dark Lochnagar said...

Oli, you can bet he won't be staying anywhere near his constituents! Actually, I heard that about Barr. Most folk think it wasn't his fault. Same with Labour. They've been fucking them big style for 60 years and still they vote for them in droves. Very strange.