Friday, 16 April 2010

D.L.'s POLL OF POLLS-IT'S DICK GREGG AND THE LIBTHINGIES!


Now I know that most of you Desperados who read this SHITE, think I just make it up, but tonight after extensive research, well I read THE MAIL, I can give you the poll of polls on the leadership debate.

Despite the fact that the SNP, who are the SCOTTISH GOVERNMENT were not represented, the THREE STOOGES POLLED THUS:  Dick Gregg  53%,  Dave Cameron  27% and the SHITEBAG BROON  20%.  Does this mean we have to take the LIBTHINGIES more seriously?  I don't know.  But I'll tell you one thing.  DAVEBOY better get his FUCKING ACT TOGETHER OR WE'RE HEADING FOR A HUNG PARLIAMENT.  Which would suit me, particularly if the SNP get into double figures.

14 comments:

The Boggart said...

Similar conclusion I came to hung parliament on the cards now.
Rigged shite the whole thing I say.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bogey, I've been betting on a hung parliament on betfair from 10/1 down. There about 9/4 now, but I think it will get lower and then i can lay them and get about 8/1 my money. Luverly jubbly!

We in Scotland were tweeting like fuck because Alex Salmond wasn't included. Fair enough, he won't be PM, but neither will Clegg.

The Boggart said...

I should stop dithering and get some cash on this one you just convinced me

CrazyDaisy said...

DL

Load of pish, Gorgon was spouting his usual tractorstats and just looked tired old and incompetent!

I couldn't watch the whole thing as it was irrelevant to Scotland.

Thought Alex did well in his ppb, which wad on down here - braw!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bogey, the secret is striking the right moment to take your winnings. You've got to bet a high odds and 'lay' at lower odds, then you can't lose. You don't want to wait until the actual day of the election unless you're very sure of the outcome.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Daisy, aye I thought the PPB was excellent, which I said somewhere else. To be honest with you, all this tweeting I've been doing is doing my brain in. I don't know whether I've tweeted or commented on the blog! It was irrelevent in some ways, but who forms the UK government is of great importance to Scotland. We must be hoping first for a hung parliament with a good SNP presence or a Tory win. Labour would be a disaster as I could see them getting back in here on the back of it.

UKIP for me said...

I think Cameron looked nervous. He didn't know what to do. Go in for the kill or look 'statesmanlike'. He did neither and got slaughtered. He had some story about a 40 yr old black man who served in the Navy for 30 yrs WTF ? Oh and we need nukes in case the Chineses threaten us.
The gorgon was the gorgon.
Nick Clegg had nothing to lose and just had a good time. Relaxed and never exposed for the fake that he is as the other two wanted to kiss his arse all the time.
No mention of getting out of the EU or the global warming scam. Wasn't expected though as the establishment have that all locked down. Not sure if it will be discussed in the next debates.

Dark Lochnagar said...

UKIPPERS Yes I noticed the one about the black man serving in the navy for 30 years. In fact being a bit of a 'techy' nowadays, I even tweeted about it. I think all these i met man, I have a constituent, a women wrote to me....blah blah, sound so false. How stupid do they think we are. Brown came up with one about a women writing to him and saying she would be dead now if it wasn't for the cancer care... blah, blah. Fucking shite! Let's get onto the EU and the wars the next time.

banned said...

UKIP for me What dippy Dave should have done was kick Gordon in the nuts and given Clegg a good slap, that would have sent the right message.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, you're right. What the useless twat needs is to get angry and tell them that we can't go anywhere with another 5 years of that fuckwit Brown.

UKIP for me said...

banned..
Yes you're right. Dave seems to have snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. He's lost the core Conservative vote with his love for the EU, minority candidates, gay rights and the global warming scam. And he has now lost the lefty vote with a useless performance up against two lightweights.

DL...
Newsnight Review was the usual tonight. Pat Kane, Kirsty Wank, Gruinad Aroniwanker etc slagging off the Tories. If I was a Tory I'd put shutting down the BBC at the top of the manifesto. They would get a massive majority in the election if they said no more tv tax of £145.

Dark Lochnagar said...

UKIPPERS the BBC is a fucking disgrace. They are I'm sure secretly hoping that Labour win because the Tories should but probably won't give them a kicking. Your average punter listening to it won't realise just how biast they are because they are usually not so politically aware as us nutters.

subrosa said...

Awe, I missed all the Tweets. :) :)

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rosie, lucky girl. I can retweet them if you want?