One of Spain's top matadors has been seriously injured in Mexico when a 1,100-pound bull gored him in the BOLLOCKS and hoisted him into the air, causing major blood loss.
Jose Tomas received a transfusion of 17 pints of blood after being gored Saturday by a beast named Navegante in the Mexican city of Aguascalientes.
Which reminds me of the times I used to go to Madrid on business. My business partner used to take me to a restaurant called 'Los Heuvos de los Toros'. The speciality of the house was BULLS' BALLS fresh from the PLAZA DE TOROS that day, well from the ones that had died anyway. These things were about the size of a TENNIS BALL and were fucking delicious, stewed in an onion gravy.
Anyway I arrived in Madrid late one Sunday night and not having eaten I went straight to the restaurant. There I told the waiter to bring me the BULLS' BALLS, as I was quite fluent in Spanish at the time. About 20 minutes later he arrived with a silver platter with the balls, but they were only the size of MARBLES.
I called over the Head Waiter to express my disgust at the size of them, only to be told, "Ah but Senor, ze Matador, he does not always win"!
12 comments:
I love sucking on a set of young Brazilian balls. Yum yum.
DL
Lol, very good. :)
What tasted better, the bulls balls or the Matadors?
The old ones are the best. :)
Old balls Subrosa? Or old tales? ;o)
Jokes or balls Rosa? Heehee.
Dirty minds think alike Rab.
You bunch are perverts. A man sticks up a perfectly innocent tale and that's the reaction I get! I'm going into hospital for a few days, catch you when I get out.
Here's to your good health DL.
Good luck DL. The Gorgon is on telly at the moment giving out some tractor stats about the NHS. 80,000 extra nurses, two million extra doctors and ten million extra hospital beds so you will be in good hands.
I see Robert Green managed to get his message out in Aberdeen. Not seen anything about this on twitter yet.
http://www.paltelegraph.com/columnists/peter-eyre/5696-hollies-army-strategic-blow-in-the-battlefields-of-aberdeen
I'm on for 9 in the morning, so we'll
See how good they are.
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