Tuesday, 9 March 2010

WOMAN IS GROWING A 'GOAT'S HORN' FROM HER FOREHEAD!



HOW BIZARRE!
HAS ANYONE CHECKED BROON'S HEAD FOR LUMPS?

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10 comments:

RantinRab said...

Miss Ayr, 2009.

I'm sure I've 'met' her in the Club De~Mar a few years ago.

scunnert said...

Fuck me!!!

Naw ... naw Ah didnae mean it that way.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rab, what do you mean 'met' her. Is that no the wife? She'd be a very desirable wiman in Killy!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Scunnert, just as well. She'd gouge out your eye as soon as look at you.

RantinRab said...

DL, my missus is gonna stove your heid in!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rab, if that's her in the photo I'll watch out for a 'mary doll' kiss!

the new reformed Tiger Woods said...

She was probably a beautiful unicorn in her youth. Time is such a cruel destroyer of beauty. Thank goodness we've all kept our looks into middle age.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tiger, nice to hear you're reformed. Pity about your cock! One thing we do keep into middle age is our teeth. She's a gummy old fucker.

the new reformed Tiger Woods said...

Yes DL but at least she didn't nip my bellend during sucky sucky five bucky. Not like that Lady Ashcroft.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tiger, fuck me if you got nipped by 'toothy' Ashcroft, it would be like getting your knob stapled!