Tuesday, 2 February 2010
CLARE SHORT-BLAIR'S A LYING BASTARD!
Tony Blair is a bastard who 'lied' to his Cabinet and misled Parliament over the war in Iraq, Clare Short, the former international development secretary has said.
Giving evidence before the Chilcot Committee into the war, she repeatedly accused the former prime minister of personally “misleading” and “conning” her, and of being “deceitful” with Cabinet, Parliament, and the public. "He promised me his baby, then he accused me of being an ugly bitch who couldn't get a shag in a sackful of cocks", she screeched!
Miss Short claimed that Mr Blair broke wind repeatedly in Cabinet, Prescott and Alistair Darling would have competitions to see who could fart the loudest and she also accused Lord Goldsmith, the former attorney general of pissing his trousers when Blair gave him a row for not giving his permission for the war in Iraq. Amongst other revelations, she told the Committee that Jack Straw repeatedly scratched his balls, Bob Ainsworth picked his note and ate it and Gordon Brown was prone to taking out his glass eye, putting on a patch and doing an impression of 'Long John Silver' with a parrot. (no animals were hurt during the writing of this post).