Sunday, 21 February 2010

BROWN TOLD TO 'SHUT THE FUCK UP' AND STOP SCARING STAFF!


Gordon Brown was told by the country's top civil servant to change his behaviour after claims he had frightened staff with violent outbursts, a new book has claimed.

Extracts printed by the Observer from its journalist Andrew Rawnsley's book, 'Gordon Brown's a Twat', detailed a series of alleged furious outbursts that left staff fearing violence. It suggested that Sir Gus O'Donnell was so concerned at reports he received that he investigated before delivering a "pep talk" to the PM and a warning to calm down. "This is no way to get things done, if you don't shut the fuck up and stop scaring staff, I will have you arrested" the book records the civil servant telling him.  He also told him that he was a 'SCOTCH ARSEHOLE', A 'PRICK' AND A 'WALKING DISASTER AREA'.  He told him as well that he was 'INCOMPETENT', 'THICK AS FUCKING MINCE' and supported a 'SHITE FOOTBALL TEAM'.

8 comments:

banned said...

Actually DL, Gus told me that what he called increasingly desperate Brown was "a prick on a stick", he also said, but omitted from the book for reasons of good tatse "Why don't you climb out of Mandelsons ares, the bent cunt, and try running the country yourself you fucking nonce".

Hope that helps.

Lord of the huge gaping ringpiece said...

I won't have a word said against Gordon. He would happily suck my cock when all of my other friends had long since deserted me ! So back off !

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned as usual you are lucid and to the point. The'dope on a rope' that you talk about might be with us for another 5 years if 'poncy' Cameron doesn't get his finger out.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Your Lordship, they tell me that your cock is the best sucked in Maida Vale. In fact it's sucked so often and is so clean you could eat your dinner off it. If you see what I mean.

CrazyDaisy said...

DL

Great pic, been away for a few days. Not sure what's worse Broon on Sky or that cock Woss on the EBC.

CD

Dark Lochnagar said...

Daisy, not mine I nicked it from somewhere but it did suit the story. Are you back home and if so how long for?

CrazyDaisy said...

DL,

I'm like a rubber ba, bouncin all over the place. Though fair enjoyed The Falklands, reminded me of home, that's North o the Border home, nae this southern shite hole I've tae live in fur noo, aka Londistan.

CD

Dark Lochnagar said...

Daisy, you maybe just got out in time before the Argies arrive.