Whilst we in Scotland celebrate Burns Night by getting pished, maudlin (Scots word for recounting sad occasions, sort of) and eating an admittedly delicious mixture of OFFAL WRAPPED IN A SHEEP'S STOMACH, in AUSTRALIA where they have just celebrated AUSTRALIA DAY, they mark the day by having young women dressed in bikinis, WRESTLE IN VEGEMITE. ( Rather than MARMITE in case there are any VEGETARIANS present ), ( No Harriet Harmans there then! ).
I wonder if Alex Salmond could persuade ANNABEL GOLDIE and JACKIE BAILLIE to wrestle NAKED IN A VAT OF COLD PORRIDGE to mark ST. ANDREW'S DAY.
NO, MAYBE NOT THEN!
10 comments:
Actually Old Bean, Vegemite and Marmite are the same thing, salted yeast extract.
Neither has seen any beef in their potted lifetimes.
In my youth I could always be reasonably sure getting my share of meat on a reasonably regular basis.
Today I am very sparse on eat of all colours.
Sad eh?
Bugger, I'm don't care. It looks delicious. I'd love to lick it off!
Be careful you don't OD on salt before you finish the hors d'oeuvre.
Bugger, not much chance of that. I'm on a diet so I'll have to go straight to the main course.
Fish flavoured Marmite? No thanks!
I've tasted worse to be more specific Kimchi in Korea.
You Google it as I cannae be ersed to explain.
It was several months old I was told.
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Fred, what have you got against kippers?
Bugger, Kimichi. You think that's bad. Hasve you ever licked a tramp's arsehole. Well neither have I, but I'm told it's bowfin.
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