Wednesday, 27 January 2010

SHOVE YOUR BURNS SUPPER UP YOUR ARSE



Whilst we in Scotland celebrate Burns Night by getting pished, maudlin (Scots word for recounting sad occasions, sort of) and eating an admittedly delicious mixture of OFFAL WRAPPED IN A SHEEP'S STOMACH, in AUSTRALIA where they have just celebrated AUSTRALIA DAY, they mark the day by having young women dressed in bikinis, WRESTLE IN VEGEMITE.  ( Rather than MARMITE in case there are any VEGETARIANS present ), ( No Harriet Harmans there then! ).

I wonder if Alex Salmond could persuade ANNABEL GOLDIE and JACKIE BAILLIE to wrestle NAKED IN A VAT OF COLD PORRIDGE to mark ST. ANDREW'S DAY.

NO, MAYBE NOT THEN!

12 comments:

Bugger said...

Actually Old Bean, Vegemite and Marmite are the same thing, salted yeast extract.

Neither has seen any beef in their potted lifetimes.

In my youth I could always be reasonably sure getting my share of meat on a reasonably regular basis.

Today I am very sparse on eat of all colours.

Sad eh?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bugger, I'm don't care. It looks delicious. I'd love to lick it off!

Bugger said...

Be careful you don't OD on salt before you finish the hors d'oeuvre.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bugger, not much chance of that. I'm on a diet so I'll have to go straight to the main course.

Don't Call Me Dave said...

Fish flavoured Marmite? No thanks!

Bugger said...

I've tasted worse to be more specific Kimchi in Korea.

You Google it as I cannae be ersed to explain.

It was several months old I was told.

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Dark Lochnagar said...

Fred, what have you got against kippers?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bugger, Kimichi. You think that's bad. Hasve you ever licked a tramp's arsehole. Well neither have I, but I'm told it's bowfin.

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