The stab vests being sold to England fans for the World Cup
Stab vests sporting the England flag are being sold to fans bound for the World Cup - sparking claims the company behind them is cashing in on fears of South Africa's crime rate.
It is claimed the £50 vests, which carry the cross of St George, will protect fans from stabs, cuts, slashes and blows from sharp-edged or spiked weapons.
I'M BEGINNING TO BE GLAD SCOTLAND DIDN'T QUALIFY!
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Bollox to the Football Supporters Federation and their fear of panic, you wouldn't get me going to South Africa unless I was kitted out like this
Stab Suit
I didn't care that we didn't qualify for the European championships last Year, as it made a welcome change in not seeing thousands of chavs dressed to the nines in replica shirts and matching tattoos, stumbling around blindly, pissed as farts with their moronic "En-gur-lund" chanting.
So lets see what Scotland are missing....
Hype, hype, hype, utter bollocks - "we're the best team in the world" - with no World class players, and perhaps three or four international class players at best, but the three lions of "Eng-gur-lund" are bound to see us through....
Tedious uninspiring group games where we all but scrape through, followed by the usual ignominious defeat, and then the standard "we was robbed" by the cheating foreigner scenarios, just like last time...and the time before...and the time before that.
I can't fucking wait....
Banned, now that's what I call a stab suit. Only trouble is the guy walking behind with the air pump.
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