Friday, 15 January 2010

ED BALLS TO SCRAP 'FAMILY' TICKETS FOR MUSEUMS BECAUSE IT DISCRIMINATES AGAINST SINGLE MOTHERS.


Moves to scrap museum and art gallery family tickets because they discriminate against single mothers were backed by Schools Secretary Ed Balls yesterday.



He claimed they do not reflect the 'complex reality of 21st-century families' as he ordered a taxpayer-funded consultation into abolishing the tickets.


Museum family deals are usually based on the traditional family unit of two adults and two children and can offer significant savings.

WHAT A LITTLE GOBSHITE BALLS IS.  BALLS by name and BALLS UP in practise.

Everything this Government does is done with minorities in mind, single parent families, Muslims, big fat Scotch bastards, (only kidding).  When is the majority GOD FEARING, TAX PAYING, AFGHANISTAN DYING BRIT going to be catered for?

43 comments:

Bugger said...

I see that via a wee widget your blog is available in many different languages included two versions of Chinese.

I am celestially happy.

Aye,

Bugger!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bugger, one must do what one can to attract an international readership! The delights of British current affairs must be of great interest to some wee chinky guy in Shanghai, but I like Arabic the best. There's no point in insulting someone if they don't know you're doing it. :-)

Bugger said...

Steady theare, I'm Chinese by way of sunny Govan.

Stout Heart said...

Then some smartarse decided to have “family tickets” – two adults (not necessarily married) and two children, which is fine except for the fact that I have three. The net result is that it costs at least £30 to get into most interesting places.

I can understand why private businesses charge like this but museums are supposed to be “educational” and therefore children should be encouraged not positively discouraged.

I’m sure some parents can’t afford to take the children on expensive day trips and the museum used to be a cheap day out; sandwich’s and a cheap day return on the train or bus – it was a great adventure for some.

This is the usual muck up and it is just another example of this Government having no real understanding of, or time for, the British public, preferring to patronise rather than listen. Balls wants to shape society instead of serving its genuine needs.

His entire career has been based on the elitist belief that he knows best.

Luckily he is going to be out on his ear shortly – quite rightly but not soon enough.

Bugger said...

In fact the Chinese in China don't know that you are doing it as all blogs are banned.

Their monitors and censors do sweep the World Wide Web looking for dissonance and dissidents.

Your card is already marked.

Stout Heart said...

Sorry I missed the first para when I pasted in my comment - silly me!

Balls is a fool, the real question is should children have to pay entrance fees at all; in the old days they had a really good system; it was that all children could enter free or for a discounted price irrespective of numbers.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bugger, You've slipped up there. 'Sunny' Govan, I think not!

Bugger said...

It is rhyming

Sunny Guvvaan

Dark Lochnagar said...

Stouters, not that I admit I have been into a museum for a while but I'm sure it used to be free and I think the Scottish ones still are, but I could be wrong. The last museaum I went to was the 'Beamish' in Northumberland which were charging £16 per skull to get in. My response to that was , 'stuff that for a game of soldiers' and we went elsewhere.

As I've said before on this blog, don't bet on Labour being voited out. The Economy is strating to turn and you just never know. Balls could be the next P.M.!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bugger, dissidents! That just about sums me up.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bugger, now you taking pish.

Bugger said...

"Balls could be the next P.M.!"


Someties I am grateful for being an exile.

The People's Republic of China does have its lighter moments; everybody knows the local press and tele just regurgitate propaganda, unlike in Britain where a high proportion of the Proles still believe what they are told.

Stout Heart said...

On the Chinesie thing I see that the people of Jining, in Shandong Province, the birthplace of Confucius and a city of 9 million peeps, have decided to call their new sports centre after the janitor at Herriot Watt University (Jim Smith, in case you wondered).

At the same time Edinburgh University has the Confucius Institute.

Next thing will be the Peoples Liberation Army mounting the Guard at Edinburgh Castle and haggis stuffed with a thousand year old bird’s nest on the menu in the Shanghai Shuffle (in Bath Street).

Something’s going on that we have not been told about.

Bugger said...

Jim Smith eh?

They don't let us read much in the Zoo here and if I had read it I would have discounted it as propaganda anyway.

Bugger said...

Off now down The Bund for a Sweet and Sour and a TsingTao or two, the subway has quietened down.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bugger, the difference is that in China they don't believe the propoganda whereas here they think that if the Government says it, it must be right. That's democracy for you.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Stouters, Jimk Smith, he velly important man at Hairy Twat. I used to work in Bath Street but a haggis stuffed bird's nest. Now you're just being stupid. You know us Scots we always go where the money is!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bugger, sounds OK, have a beer for me wehn you're there. Don't forget the bamboo shoots.

Bugger said...

I'll e-mail you a packet of dry salted Sechuan.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bugger, bugger that. Just e-mail me a return ticket!

Stout Heart said...

So how do you explain the 3000 year-old mummies that were discovered in the desert of Taklamakan, China, wearing tartan kilts?

Not only that, but the Chinese can’t play football either.

The conclusion is obvious.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Stouters, you know how to hurt a man. I'll remember that remark when Germany knock you out in panalties in the semi-final!

banned said...

Museums should return to being free for all children and have lots of interactive gizmos too. The only fun thing at the Science Museum in my day was the Van Der Graaf Generator but at least it was free!

This wretched Government just last week accepted that its £500,000 scheme (SCAM) to force Museums to have a more Diverse clientele had been an utter waste of time and Taxpayers money since if Blacks, lesbos, retards and cripples didn't fancy visiting Museums there was fuck all the Government could do about it.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, the Van Der Graf generator? Yes, that explains a lot. You weren't holding onto it when it was cranked up by any chance? (cheeky bastard!)
There's no point in cripples visiting museums because they can't get round. As for the Blacks, lesbos and retards, well I can't speak for them.

Stout Heart said...

Didn’t you mean, blacks, Lesbos, retards, cripples and "Scots"; or are you included in the the first 4 categories.

Your always blathering on about being an oppressed minority – and here’s something you might get for free and you get all hoitey toitey.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Stouters, no if you read what I said more closely instead of jumping in with your big squaddie's boots, you will see that I can't speak for Blacks, lesbos or retards, (and BTW that is a word I am not happy about using and is IMO worse than a four letter one), with the inference that I can speak for 'cripples' as I do have some mobility problems. Museums in Scotland are generally free as we get subsidised by the English taxpayer.

Bugger said...

In fact, I think most of the "free" things we have in Scotland, prescriptions, university education, rent allowances, unemployment benefit, museum entry are due to the munificence of the English.

Thanks you very Mr Beedle and please Sir, can we have some more?

Danish Pastry (Mrs) said...

Min Gotte Mr Stoutman,

What an attention seeker you are and you had to have three tries before you had your Andy Warhole moment.

I think you are sexually repressed and could do with a visit to my correctional facilities in Kobnhavn.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bugger, yes thanks very much Mr Barnett. We give you our oil and whisky revenues and you give us back some pocket m oney. thanks!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Mrs Pastry, welcome. You may be right about Stoutman. But he spends all day looking up things on the web to construct his comments, which is nice! But I admit he can be a tad pedantic at times. In fact he can be a pain in the arse but he occasionally makes some interesting points.

Tell me more about your clinic?

another government lackey said...

stoutman is probably your very own special troll.
Paid for by the long suffering fuckin taxpayer !

Danish Pastry (Mrs) said...

Full directions are here in code


http://subrosa-blonde.blogspot.com/2009/12/global-central-heating-conference.html

http://subrosa-blonde.blogspot.com/2009/12/more-pillow-talk-from-danmark.html

Dark Lochnagar said...

Lackers, I think you are probably right. I like to try if possible to answer commenter's contributions in full, but fuck me Stout Heart writes a book everytime he comments. Snappy and witty are not the man's middle names but then again he was a 'sodgier' so that may have something to do with it.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Mrs Pastry, thanks, I frequent the said blog on a regular basis, just to see what story of mine she's nicked! Yhere used to be a guy on black and white telly when I was a wean called Mr Pastry, are you related?

Danish Pastry (Mrs) said...

Do we look related?

Danish Pastry (Mrs) said...

Darkie

Here is your blog in Danish for our other Danish reader.


Fredag, 15 januar, 2010
ED BALLS TIL SKROT 'familie' billetter til MUSEER fordi den diskriminerer enlige mødre.

Flytter til skrot museum og kunstgalleri familie billetter, fordi de diskriminerer enlige mødre blev støttet af skoler sekretær Ed Balls går.



Han hævdede, at de ikke afspejler den "komplekse virkelighed i det 21. århundrede familier«, som han bestilte en skatteyder-finansieret høring til afskaffelse af billetter.


Museum familie tilbud er normalt baseret på den traditionelle familie enhed af to voksne og to børn og kan give betydelige besparelser.

HVAD A Little GOBSHITE baller. BALLS ved navn og bolde op i praksis.

Alt dette regering ikke er færdig med mindretal i tankerne, enlige forsørgere, muslimer, Big Fat Scotch bastards, (kun kidding). Hvornår er de fleste GUD frygte, SKAT UDBETALENDE, Afghanistan Dying BRIT vil blive taget hensyn til?
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Danish Pastry (Mrs) said...

I forgot

Gobshite is the same i Dansk.

Bugger said...

Anything the Danish Tart can do I can do better.

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星期五,2010年1月15日
鲍尔斯放弃'的博物馆,因为系列IT的车票歧视单身母亲。

移动到废料 博物馆和艺术画廊家庭票 , 因为他们 对单身母亲的歧视 是由学校的支持秘书长埃德 球 昨天。



他声称 , 他们不反映'的复杂现实的21世纪的家庭 , 他下令 纳税人资助的咨询 取消门票 。


博物馆家庭的交易通常是基于 的传统家庭单位 , 两个成人和两个孩子 可以提供很大的节约。

什么是小小 GOBSHITE 球的。 球 按名称 和 球 向上 的练习 。

这一切都没有完成 , 政府在考虑到少数民族,单亲家庭,穆斯林, 大发苏格兰私生子 ,( 只开玩笑)。多数时候是 神害怕,纳税,阿富汗垂死全英音乐 将是照顾?
,您也许喜欢:

A gobshite is a gobshite universally

Dark Lochnagar said...

Mrs Pastry. I don't know would you send a photo if I give you an e-mail address?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Mrs Pastry 2. It's a good wee widget that. It has fair increased my international readership! What a prick I am. I'm beginning to sound like that fat poof Ian Dale. So now you know you can go to Denmark the next time and call someone a gogshite and they won't know what you mean!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bugger, what language is that? Fucking Klingon?

Bugger said...

It is simplified Chinese; simplified to help the dyslexic Scots.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bugger, what do you measn. I tkea eceptoin to tat fcukface!