SCAN PIC TO ENLARGE
Fears over airport security could leave millions of passengers facing the indignity of a 'naked' body scan and paying higher fares to fund it.
Hi-tech body scanners can see through clothes to detect hidden weapons or explosives such as those used in the failed Christmas Day plot. They produce an anatomical image of passengers' bodies, including breasts and genitalia, and have been attacked as too intrusive. Critics have described them as a 'virtual strip search'. Home Secretary Alan Johnson, the postman, said the Government was looking at the use of the full body scanners, but admitted there were cost and privacy issues.
There is no point putting in the scanners, because already my ARAB COUSINS AND ME are looking at new ways to plant bombs in the INFIDELS' PLANES!
My YEMENI MUSLIM COUSINS have invented an explosive called TVNT. It is KHAKI coloured and will be used in one of two ways 1) The genitalia bomb or, 2) The skidmark bomb.
For the GENITALIA BOMB the explosive will be packed into the MIGHTY MUSLIM MANHOOD or the FAMOUS FATIMA FANNY and will be exploded by lighting said TAPER or CAVERN WITH A MATCH.
THE SKIDMARK BOMB is more high-tech and is devised to outwit even the cleverest INFIDEL SECURITY OFFICER! The explosive is squeezed onto the knickers like a shitey skidmark. If noticed by Security the Bomber only has to say he is afraid of flying. The Bomber then goes to the toilets and sets his knickers on fire and hopefully KERBOOM!
Only two problems arise, which are the scorching of the Genitalia if the Bomb doesn't go off and the fact that TVNT smells like SHITE and therefore is a dead giveaway! Or maybe not, if it's an ARAB.