Tuesday, 22 December 2009

THE STATE OF LABOUR'S BRITAIN-PRIEST TELLS CONGREGATION TO SHOPLIFT!


A clergyman has been criticised as 'highly irresponsible' after advising his congregation to shoplift following his Nativity sermon.



Father Tim Jones, 41, broke off from his traditional annual sermon yesterday to tell his flock that stealing from large chains is sometimes the best option for vulnerable people.


It is far better for people desperate during the recession to shoplift than turn to 'prostitution, mugging or burglary', he said.  The married father-of-two insisted his unusual advice did not break the Bible commandment 'Thou shalt not steal' - because God's love for the poor outweighs his love for the rich. (PISH- Ed)


Delivering his festive lesson, Father Jones told the congregation: 'My advice, as a Christian priest, is to shoplift. I do not offer such advice because I think that stealing is a good thing, or because I think it is harmless, for it is neither.  'I would ask that they do not steal from small family businesses, but from large national businesses, knowing that the costs are ultimately passed on to the rest of us in the form of higher prices.

So this is LABOUR'S BRITAIN.  A country where people are so poor and vulnerable that their RELIGIOUS LEADERS tell them to break one of their religion's fundamental commandments.

WHAT A SAD AND MORALLY IMPOVERISHED COUNTRY WE HAVE BECOME AFTER 13 YEARS OF LABOUR RULE!

8 comments:

banned said...

Top fucking Priest!

My neck of the woods is plagued by the Skank Community like everywhere else but I do not live in fear of burglary, car-theft or mugging-for-gain. Instead they seem to fund their alcohol and druggy lifestyle choices by shop-theft or " liftin' " from big stores that I do not frequent.
I'm told that some of them whore out their ghastly bodies for cash but I don't go there either.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, I'm sure fucking tescos can afford it. The trouble is that they add it on to the shopping bill of ther rest of us. I would rather give the bastards a tin of beans twice a year and my conscience would be salved.

paganism - the only path to salvation said...

They will be covering up sex abuse next ! Oh sorry that's been done.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Pagin, I'm very interested in your religion particularly the bit where old men cavort in the woods with naked young females who want to give their bodies to an old fat git. Where can I find out more and perhaps join the club?

paganism said...

I only started paganism last night after seeing it on my magic moving pictures box.
Lasses with big tits were celebrating the shortest day of the year and having fun running around and singing. It looked really good so I found this site...

http://www.scottishpf.org/

I will e mail and ask where I can hold hands with the big titted lass.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Pagan, I mwould be particularly interested in nubile young girls with big tits as it is a sort of forte of mine. Sounds good, get back to me.

Tiger said...

Did someone mention tits again ?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tiger, for fuck's sake leave some for the rest of us. Greedy bastard!