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The second coming, came last night as diners ate their Olde English Roast Beef with all the trimmings in a Berni Inn at Bodmin Moor in Cornwall.
As Morris Dancers quaffed their pints of stout English Ale by night, three Kings of the Maji, pushed through to attend the birth of little Damian Brigstock, who was being born in the 'snug' at the famous olde coaching Inn.
The proud Dad, Elton Brigstock (35), said "Christ, you could have knocked me down with a feather. My partner Kylie was just in the process of giving birth when these three Arab looking blokes pushed into the room saying they were bearing gifts. Well I didn't care what they were bearing, they weren't getting a look at my partner's fanny. I told them to sling their hook and that they could stick their Frankincense and Myrrh up their arse. But don't worry, me mate Roger who was videoing the birth got their faces on camera. We'll be handing the video to the Police, after Roger edits it, to take out the pictures of the fanny. We don't want all those dirty bastards down at the station to be ogling it for a laugh".
Police are looking for three shifty bastards who were seen leaving the pub on camels. The names of the two 'Morris Men' who were arrested posing as midwifes, are being withheld until their families are told. Seemingly their beards were a dead give away!