Monday, 7 December 2009
NEW SPEAKER BERCOW ACCUSED OF WRITING SEX GUIDE!
Commons Speaker John Bercow is allegedly the author of a guide to luring drunken women into bed.
Reports claiming that he had penned the The John Bercow Guide to Understanding Women were surfacing at Westminster last night. Published in a magazine for young Tories in 1986, its tips included the advice that "women will settle for anything that breathes and has a credit card". As a chat-up line, it suggested: "If you're free later maybe we could go back to your place and name your breasts." The article, which appeared in a low-circulation publication called Armageddon, re-surfaced last week.
"WOMEN WILL SETTLE FOR ANYTHING THAT BREATHES AND HAS A CREDIT CARD"!
I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IN YOUR CASE JOHN, YOU'D HAVE NEEDED TO PAY CASH!