Monday, 7 December 2009

ANGLICAN CHURCH IN TURMOIL AS LESBIAN PRIEST IS MADE A BISHOP!

The future of the worldwide Anglican Communion was in jeopardy last night after the Archbishop of Canterbury said that the election of a lesbian bishop in the United States raised “very serious questions”.  CHRIST.  ARE YOU SURE SHE'S A LESBIAN!  I was on a LESBIAN WEBSITE the other week and they didn't look ANYTHING LIKE HER! 

10 comments:

banned said...

What the fuck were you doing on a lesbian website DL ?
Are you getting all confused at this late stage of the game ?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, I was looking for a picture for a wee article I was going to do later in the week. Did you know that lesbians lick each other's fannies? It's fucking brilliant!

An anthropologist said...

She does look a bit like a rugmuncher with the dog collar, short hair and false teeth. She'll be the butch in the relationship.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ahthithingy, What the fuck have butchers got to do with it. She's a bishop, for Christ's sake!

An anthropologist said...

Yes but being a bishop is just her day job. She like to get stuck into the beef curtains at night.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anththingy,m Right, I'm with you now. I wonder if she's allowed to shout 'Christ I'm coming' or is that blasphemy or alternately might he take her to 'be a sunbeam'?

HeadsonPoles said...

With those teeth she should be standing in the winners enclosure not getting fanny batter on the font.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Headson, that wasn't the 'Carpertchewer' that I had at 7/1 at Sedgefield the other day, was it?

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