Barack the Brit
Excellent news, readers: Britain is in possession of a leader that everyone can be LESS EMBARRASSED OF.
Because Barack Obama, it turns out, isn't a natural born citizen of American at all. Or of any African state as others would have had you believe. He is, of course, a Brit. Proof (in the form of an advert that ran in The Washington Times): I quote: "Obama, the Putative US President, was born a British Subject.... and is Currently also a British Protected Person and/or a British Citizen to this Day."
Help MR OBAMA , can you come over here next? You're NOT MUCH USE, but YOU'RE BETTER THAN THOSE TWO FUCKWITS, MESSRS BROWN AND CAMERON!