Monday, 7 December 2009

OBAMA IS REALLY A BRIT!


Barack the Brit


Excellent news, readers: Britain is in possession of a leader that everyone can be LESS EMBARRASSED OF.

Because Barack Obama, it turns out, isn't a natural born citizen of American at all. Or of any African state as others would have had you believe. He is, of course, a Brit.  Proof (in the form of an advert that ran in The Washington Times):  I quote: "Obama, the Putative US President, was born a British Subject.... and is Currently also a British Protected Person and/or a British Citizen to this Day."

Help MR OBAMA , can you come over here next?  You're NOT MUCH USE, but YOU'RE BETTER THAN THOSE TWO FUCKWITS, MESSRS BROWN AND CAMERON!

4 comments:

banned said...

No, lets use him to get the American colonies back !

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned. There no use to us since that bastard Wilberforce campaigned for the end of slavery. Who the fuck's going to pick the cotton?

kultyoor expert said...

I see our poet lorryette has done a tome about the 12 days of christmas.
This line is good..

"I bought a goose from a jolly farmer and it laid barrack obama"

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/culture/olivermarre/100005448/carol-ann-duffy-turns-into-a-pub-bore/

Dark Lochnagar said...

Kulchy, good poem. Was it the black goose of the family?