Saturday 26 December 2009

THE MSM CAN'T NAME HIM-BUT DL NAMES PREMIER LEAGUE MANAGER IN THAI KNOCKING SHOP



IRVINE MEADOW MANAGER-BERT McCUBBIN (WE DIDN'T HAVE PHOTO, SO WE USED ZOLA'S INSTEAD)


The Sun reported that earlier this month that this manager spent more than an hour in the brothel, which advertises itself as a massage parlour. 


He arrived dressed in training clothes featuring his club logo and is said to have freely admitted that he knew it was a brothel. It was said to be his second trip, following an hour-long visit in October.  If the Sun or any other newspaper published his name, it could face the threat of a hugely expensive privacy action in the courts.

BUT TODAY IN YOUR SOARAWAY BLOG-the Manager can be named as........BERT McCUBBIN, MANAGER OF THE HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL- IRVINE MEADOW JUNIORS!


McCUBBIN (46), is said to have a penchant for THAI LADYBOYS which he developed in a club tour of THAILAND when he played with CHELSEA.  He has visited the brothel on a regular basis.  It is expected that opposing fans will now sing songs at matches to embarrass McCubbin.  Such as the classic, McCUBBIN YOU DIRTY BASTARD, YOU SHAG LADYBOYS which was originally written about WEST HAM MANAGER, GIANFRANCO ZOLA!

5 comments:

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

Eye brow raised, and down again, relax. Are you sure you've got this correct DL? Perhaps Palam Bang Wanderers were playing indoors!

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOIMING!!!!! On your behalf I have trawled the internet and I can exclusively reveal that IT IS Bert McCubbin!

suckmaboaby said...

Shock horror. Grown man has sex in brothel and despite doing nothing illegal is hounded by The Sun. See page 3 for todays tits and get the News of the Screws this weekend for our special 'tits of the year ' special edition.
It seems the Murdoch empire has learnt not to name names after getting shafted by Mosely but just helps it's readers to find the 'abuser' on other sites such as Wiki and football wankers forums ( full of wankers who would never go to a brothel - not)

Dark Lochnagar said...

Boaby, the free press is now your soaraway blog! The msm is finished, they can't sue us we've no money!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Boaby, ps I've never been near a brothel. I couldn't get near it for all the whores walking the street.