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Santa was seen last night delivering pressies in a sleek new Santamobile. Rudolph and the boys seemingly have been turned into venison stew to feed the elves during this time of economic recession!
SANTA, (the fat animal killing bastard), has reached a sponsorship deal with several car companies including Land Rover who built the car shown, although he has several others in the garage. He has also picked up several sponsors from TIGER WOODS including GILLETTE who will be featuring him on their latest advert shaving his famous beard off.
Mark my words! The next thing he'll be at the shagging! Even at his age. You heard it here first!