Friday, 25 December 2009

RUDOLPH GETS THE BULLET AS SANTA GOES HIGH TECH!


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Santa was seen last night delivering pressies in a sleek new Santamobile.  Rudolph and the boys seemingly have been turned into venison stew to feed the elves during this time of economic recession!

SANTA, (the fat animal killing bastard), has reached a sponsorship deal with several car companies including Land Rover who built the car shown, although he has several others in the garage.  He has also picked up several sponsors from TIGER WOODS including GILLETTE who will be featuring him on their latest advert shaving his famous beard off.

Mark my words!  The next thing he'll be at the shagging!  Even at his age.  You heard it here first!

4 comments:

banned said...

Santa can fuck off DL and I hope that you won't feel as shite as I will when I sober up.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, for fuck's sake that's not the Christmas spirit! What happened to goodwill to all men. It didn't last long in your household. Ah, the demon drink. I'm maybe fortunate that I can't do it any longer. I only had a bottle of good red and a large Mahatma Ghandi, so I'm bright as a button!

subrosa said...

Don't know about as bright as a button but I'm doing ok. Can't speak for others though because nobody's surfaced.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rosie, I admit I was first up myself, which in itself was a rare occurence because like the night owl that you also are, I am raging about the net until ridiculous times of night!