Saturday, 5 December 2009


Tony Blair and George Bush were orchestrating a witch-hunt against Saddam Hussein that ended with the Iraq War, according to a former UN weapons inspector. Hans Blix said the two leaders behaved like 17th century witchfinders in their willingness to oust the dictator.  There is no doubt in my mind that they are war criminals and should be hung until the crows peck their eyes out.

In an interview with DL, he revealed that Mr Blair tried to force him to change his mind about the absence of WMDs in Iraq to placate the Americans.

"I remember saying to Blair" he told me, " look here fuck-face there are no fucking WMD in Iraq and stop trying to make me change my mind with these huge bribes. You and thick as pig shite Bush, can go and take a running fuck to yourselves.  I am Swedish.  All I need in life is some herring, a sauna and a big blonde bird with big tits".

Enjoy your retirement MR BLIX.  Just don't go WALKING IN THE WOODS!


banned said...

Mr Blixs evidence will be crucial in pinning war-crime on Blair. International convention is that war is not legal until all other possibilities have been exhausted. Hans Blix was certain that he could prove there were no WMDs, Blair went to war in any case.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, He's the man. If he lives long enough. What's the betting he dies before he gives evidence?