Saturday, 5 December 2009

JEREMY KYLE SHOW RAPPED FOR BROADCASTING A SCOTCH GIT!


THE Jeremy Kyle show has been censured by the television watchdog Ofcom for broadcasting a Scotchman during a daytime programme.

In the show entitled 'Whit you lookin' at, ya fannybawed basturt?'  The regulator ruled the ITV show was in clear breach of the broadcasting code which places severe restrictions on the use of live Scotch.

An Ofcom spokesman said: "These people can only be shown on screen if there is a valid editorial reason, and they are accompanied by a solicitor or their words are read by an actor.


"In the space of 20 seconds we heard four 'fuds', an 'erse', at least two 'keechs', and one 'gerrit right up ye, ya fuckin' shitebag'."

He added: "There were also five 'boabies', a 'basturt', three 'chebs', a 'bam', two 'fannybawz' and a 'come aheid ya fuckin' dobber'. We believe much of it may be offensive."  He apologised for any bad language, but pointed out that the show would have escaped censure if it had not been for a single complaint 'from some c*nt in Aberdeen' called James Murphy.

17 comments:

Don't Call Me Dave said...

I think the real problem was that there were no subtitles.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Fred, What after 15 years of Rab C Nesbett and they still need subtitles! :-)

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Ho, keep me oot o it, ya bam

Your claimed, byraway.

A most amusing post, my good man!

Shades Of Ansel said...

Translation please? lol

Anonymous said...

Someone is going to blow open the identity of the person behind the Nationalist Mythbusting blog.

This is going to get out of hand.

http://nat-mythbusting.blogspot.com/

Barking Spider said...

I'm still fucking laughing, DL.

scunnert said...

Scottish colloquialisms are so colourful:o)

Dark Lochnagar said...

Nesbitt, ya cheeky basta, that you are. Shut yir gub or ya'eel feel ma jib!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ansel, furfuks seke man, aw o' it, or whit?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous. They fucking started it!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Spidey, whit ra fuck arye laffin at ya bassa!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Scunnert, you are a one!

fit like loon said...

Good post over at whollyrude DL about all the anti blogging stuff. She seems good at computers !
http://whollyrude.blogspot.com/

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ma Loon, thanks I saw it. Vary interesting. Are you sure she's a she?

fit like loon said...

Mmm not sure really. Assumed it was a she. Just seen an update that says the anti blogger has morphed as someone else. FFS. Why don't these fuckers get a life ?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ma Loon. That is their life. Unionist fuckwits.

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