Monday 14 December 2009

20 MILLION TUNE IN TO WATCH GLORIFIED TALENT COMPETITION!



Twenty million people in this country tuned in to watch some Geordie twat called Joe McElderry win some glorified talent show.  Ten million people even paid a premium rate to telephone in their vote.

VERY STRANGE!

12 comments:

Don't Call Me Dave said...

DL, X Factor is my guilty secret, though my interest waned after Jedward and the strippers were voted out!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Fred, I am pleased to say although some might consider me an old fart, I have never watched any of these shite shows, x factor,come on ice,big sister etc. In fact the last time I saw 'Corrie', Ena Sharples was in it.

Conan the Librarian™ said...

I've got a great idea for a reality show. It's called:
"I'm a celebrity, shoot me"

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

He's going to move into politics now!! So let's just rephrase that. He'll sit down in the summer with a couple of birds and old geezer and right a business plan for who he wants this year and how much his bank account needs top swell. He'll get the shows up and running rigging the outcomes by judicious leeks and chicanery. Then he'll crown some punter numpty Top Politico Spanner of the year. Check his bank account and scarper to the sun for a month.

UK plc deserves to dissolve from history if it takes off.

Don't Call Me Dave said...

Ena's left the show? Damn.

CrazyDaisy said...

What about Hilda Ogden, she still there?

CD

voterinscotland said...

Is Minnie Caldwell's cat still going?

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!! I'm told he's going to do an in depth interview with Cameron to knock Fern into a cocked hat, then he's going to get the job of Speaker when that bastard Bercow gets the heave-ho!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Fred, I'm sorry if I'm misjudging you but I can't believe that a man who watches the X factor disnae watch Corrie and Eastenders as well. However I'll let you off, Emerdale and Holby City. I thought Emerdale was a cheese until a few weeks ago.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Daisy. Hilda Ogden was she no the lesbian?

Dark Lochnagar said...

voterinscotland. I think you may be getting confused. It's Mrs Slocombe's pussy you're thinking about. Minnie Caldwell plays centre half for Celtic and Scotland. Hi BTW!

banned said...

Don't have a telly; last time I watched Eastenders Tucker Jenkins had AIDS.
Might go round me mates house to watch " How Clean Is Your Wife !?!"