RIGHT THAT'S IT. THE GLOVES ARE OFF! FROM NOW ON, I'M JUST GOING
TO SAY WHAT I THINK!
Monday, 14 December 2009
20 MILLION TUNE IN TO WATCH GLORIFIED TALENT COMPETITION!
Twenty million people in this country tuned in to watch some Geordie twat called Joe McElderry win some glorified talent show. Ten million people even paid a premium rate to telephone in their vote.
Fred, I am pleased to say although some might consider me an old fart, I have never watched any of these shite shows, x factor,come on ice,big sister etc. In fact the last time I saw 'Corrie', Ena Sharples was in it.
He's going to move into politics now!! So let's just rephrase that. He'll sit down in the summer with a couple of birds and old geezer and right a business plan for who he wants this year and how much his bank account needs top swell. He'll get the shows up and running rigging the outcomes by judicious leeks and chicanery. Then he'll crown some punter numpty Top Politico Spanner of the year. Check his bank account and scarper to the sun for a month.
UK plc deserves to dissolve from history if it takes off.
INCOMING!!! I'm told he's going to do an in depth interview with Cameron to knock Fern into a cocked hat, then he's going to get the job of Speaker when that bastard Bercow gets the heave-ho!
Fred, I'm sorry if I'm misjudging you but I can't believe that a man who watches the X factor disnae watch Corrie and Eastenders as well. However I'll let you off, Emerdale and Holby City. I thought Emerdale was a cheese until a few weeks ago.
voterinscotland. I think you may be getting confused. It's Mrs Slocombe's pussy you're thinking about. Minnie Caldwell plays centre half for Celtic and Scotland. Hi BTW!
12 comments:
DL, X Factor is my guilty secret, though my interest waned after Jedward and the strippers were voted out!
Fred, I am pleased to say although some might consider me an old fart, I have never watched any of these shite shows, x factor,come on ice,big sister etc. In fact the last time I saw 'Corrie', Ena Sharples was in it.
I've got a great idea for a reality show. It's called:
"I'm a celebrity, shoot me"
He's going to move into politics now!! So let's just rephrase that. He'll sit down in the summer with a couple of birds and old geezer and right a business plan for who he wants this year and how much his bank account needs top swell. He'll get the shows up and running rigging the outcomes by judicious leeks and chicanery. Then he'll crown some punter numpty Top Politico Spanner of the year. Check his bank account and scarper to the sun for a month.
UK plc deserves to dissolve from history if it takes off.
Ena's left the show? Damn.
What about Hilda Ogden, she still there?
CD
Is Minnie Caldwell's cat still going?
INCOMING!!! I'm told he's going to do an in depth interview with Cameron to knock Fern into a cocked hat, then he's going to get the job of Speaker when that bastard Bercow gets the heave-ho!
Fred, I'm sorry if I'm misjudging you but I can't believe that a man who watches the X factor disnae watch Corrie and Eastenders as well. However I'll let you off, Emerdale and Holby City. I thought Emerdale was a cheese until a few weeks ago.
Daisy. Hilda Ogden was she no the lesbian?
voterinscotland. I think you may be getting confused. It's Mrs Slocombe's pussy you're thinking about. Minnie Caldwell plays centre half for Celtic and Scotland. Hi BTW!
Don't have a telly; last time I watched Eastenders Tucker Jenkins had AIDS.
Might go round me mates house to watch " How Clean Is Your Wife !?!"
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