Cutting a sausage a day from the average British diet is necessary to save the planet, scientists claim.
Their controversial report, which partly blames meat-eaters for climate change, was backed by Environment Secretary Hilary Benn's, ( A FUCKING VEGETARIAN BTW ), department last night. The scientists called for a 30 per cent reduction in the number of farm animals bred for meat to prevent rising temperatures and rising sea levels.
WHERE DO THESE FUCKERS GET OFF! If I tell Mrs D.L. that she's not getting HER DAILY SAUSAGE, SHE'LL GO OFF HER NUT!
7 comments:
Any man with a first name of Hilary,can't be taken that seriously.His parents must have know he'd be a useless CUNT on first inspection.To think people like him get paid for telling such pig swill,is beyond words.
I must admit I love a big sausage inside me every morning. Sets me up for the day.
Ansel, it's the boy named "Sue" syndrom. I don't know what happened to me. My parents called me Ethel. Still one day I might appear in the "News of the World" for calling Jim Murphy a cunt.
Your Lordship, it's reported by some of your staff you like a french loaf. Ah! Nothing like a finger to start with!
The name 'Hilary' means 'laughter': hence, of course, hilarity. One is forced to the conclusion that the response of the parents to the newborn is what generated the moniker.
So did Jim Murphy's mother say,( in an Irish accent ), JEEZ NOW, WILL YOUS LOOK AT THE THING THAT JIST CAME OUT MOI CUNT!
Banned, I'm not sure it has been kicked into the long grass. In the article which was in the Mail, the farmers' union is complaining about it.
Didn't know that about the family pile. That's why I'm not upper class. In my family we just call them farmer giles and certainly don't pass them down from father to son!
Post a Comment