Thursday, 26 November 2009

TONY BENN'S SON IS EVEN MORE BONKERS THAN HIM!



Cutting a sausage a day from the average British diet is necessary to save the planet, scientists claim.

Their controversial report, which partly blames meat-eaters for climate change, was backed by Environment Secretary Hilary Benn's, ( A FUCKING VEGETARIAN BTW ), department last night.  The scientists called for a 30 per cent reduction in the number of farm animals bred for meat to prevent rising temperatures and rising sea levels.

WHERE DO THESE FUCKERS GET OFF!  If I tell Mrs D.L. that she's not getting HER DAILY SAUSAGE, SHE'LL GO OFF HER NUT!

8 comments:

Shades Of Ansel said...

Any man with a first name of Hilary,can't be taken that seriously.His parents must have know he'd be a useless CUNT on first inspection.To think people like him get paid for telling such pig swill,is beyond words.

Lord Ringpiece said...

I must admit I love a big sausage inside me every morning. Sets me up for the day.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ansel, it's the boy named "Sue" syndrom. I don't know what happened to me. My parents called me Ethel. Still one day I might appear in the "News of the World" for calling Jim Murphy a cunt.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Your Lordship, it's reported by some of your staff you like a french loaf. Ah! Nothing like a finger to start with!

Edgar said...

The name 'Hilary' means 'laughter': hence, of course, hilarity. One is forced to the conclusion that the response of the parents to the newborn is what generated the moniker.

Dark Lochnagar said...

So did Jim Murphy's mother say,( in an Irish accent ), JEEZ NOW, WILL YOUS LOOK AT THE THING THAT JIST CAME OUT MOI CUNT!

banned said...

I believe that it was DEFRA who kicked this lunacy into touch, standing up for the farmers for a change instead of just fucking up their Rural Payments compo once again.
As for Hilary, son of Tony, Benn who is the govts gob-piece on all things rural, lets just remind ourselves that the family pile on the Essex coast is the only one thereabouts to be protected from erosion by PUBLIC MONEY while everyone else is left to sink or swim for it.

Tony & Hilary, we're all right jack, fuck you

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, I'm not sure it has been kicked into the long grass. In the article which was in the Mail, the farmers' union is complaining about it.

Didn't know that about the family pile. That's why I'm not upper class. In my family we just call them farmer giles and certainly don't pass them down from father to son!