Thursday, 19 November 2009
LORD FOULKES OF CUMNOCK NAMED "SEXIEST MAN ALIVE"
Labour "lush" Lord Foulkes has been named People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive", reclaiming a title he first won in 1973. FOULKES, whom People described as "the king of cool with the killer cheekbones," succeeded 2008 winner The Elephant Man. Other stars who have received the honor twice include George Galloway and Labour Leader, Iain Gray.
"Whether it's in the House of Lords or in Holyrood, FOULKERS has that PATRICIAN LOOK, the high cheek bones, the parched face, the shitey red complexion due to the drink, the nose with the boils on it like MP Jim Devine and finally the 'glazed over expression eyes' which are a direct result of exposure to too much free whisky", People said in a statement.
FOULKERS will receive his award on Monday, if anyone can work out which parliament he is thieving his wages from that day.