Wednesday, 18 November 2009


A Nigerian Home Office worker 'married' his own daughter to get her a British visa, Dark Lochnagar can reveal EXCLUSIVELY TONIGHT, (well apart from the Daily Mail).

The extraordinary scam was apparently executed by Jelili Adesanya while ministers turned a blind eye.  Mr Adesanya, 54, has lived here for more than 30 years and holds a British passport, but wanted his daughter, her husband and their four sons to join him from Nigeria.  He faked a wedding ceremony complete with a photograph of the happy 'couple' which helped fool immigration officials that his daughter, Karimotu Adenike, was really his wife.  Miss Adenike, who is in her mid-30s, was duly granted permission to live in the UK.

The pair are waiting for her to be granted a permanent right to remain before they undergo a quiet divorce and attempt to bring the rest of her family here.  It is expected she would try to remarry her real husband to get them all visas.

But despite being tipped off two years ago, the Home Office seems to have done nothing to stop the scam by one of their own workers.  Until recently, Mr Adesanya was employed as an occupational health nurse for the Home Office, working with immigration officials at Gatwick airport.



banned said...

From what is written on other blogs, it seems that experienced immigration officers no longer make personal decisions about peoples circumstances but all is decided by ticking boxes. That is probably why this scam has succeeded thus far.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, It seems unbelievable that something like this can be allowed to go on. This country is a joke. Could you imagine it happening in Australia or the States?

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

DL don't forget this is London Calling. If you've got the correct overseas background and illgotten gold you could be a skunknockering zombie with a prediliction for congress with the unborn and you'll get in. Deposit the gold in the Floating City and keep the skunk abuse indoors and you are welcomed into high society.

If you are already a UK plc subject and stick your nose in to these matters, suddenly the tax man will be round to make your life a misery.

blessed greetings brother said...

Is you picking on him cos he is bleck. Is that it ? I thought you was a dark brother too lochnaggar. Shame is with you.
But youse all forgived.
Please send me your sort code and account number. I have come into a huge amount of dollar from my oil dealings and is not abel to remove it from Nigeria. I will transfer to you and you can take a cut of 10%.
Send me 100 dollar US( not sterling or zimbabwe). This will cover the dealings with the offishels.
I thank you.
Love and good wishes for your winter festival times.

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCDOMING!!!!! God help us if we ever get as cynical as they are in London and the South East. They seem to no longer have any culture or sense of identity!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Blessed greetings brother-Ah maybe white on the outside man, but in the middle Isa black as fuck. I can only accept your money if it's over $10million. Acc no.9173776. sort code 76-20-908 NAME ON ACCOUNT Dusalook Thik Bruvva. Isa waiting your money!

more blessed of greetings are yours said...

Ah good thinkings towards you brother Darklock. Youse maybe the bleck on inside but not all inside. Your heart is as white and pure as the Queen ( peace be upon her majesty) And free of evil intents.
Now to the dealings. Good I've made a note of your accounts. I'm just waiting for my generator ( I have a private generator) to kick in and will get on the interwebber and log on to my Coutts international dealing account.( rekomended by my honest friends Sir Frederick of Morningside and Lord Ringpiece of Boy) I will be sending you over $100m dollar US in $10millions intervals. Bad news that the money is red taped as you say in the Kingdom of Braveharts. Easily sorted though my brother and good loyal friend. Send me only $1,000 dollars (US) via the Westerns Unions Co to Gen Sir Winston Adesanya , c/o hotlips sauna and disco ,PO Box 419, Lagos.
Great fellations to all yore families.
You're great friend and fellow bisnessmen.


scunnert said...


I can't understand why the UK has so much trouble getting rid of undesirables. The Yanks don't muck about - this lot would have been on the next plane to Lagos.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Greetings brother Niger. I'sa sending youse $1000 ogg to your business adres, The Sauna Club, (is that just for youse black gentlemen or is it for all impotent people)?You friend Ringpiece will surely know ma friend, Lord Foulksey of Cumnock town. he'sa very impotent gentleman. Ah was surely telling ma mama that I was going into the import/export business with you fellas in Niggeria and she is might proud of her little boy.
Felicitations to you an all your little sisters there in the Sauna, brother Winston.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Scunnert, the Yanks would have them on the first plane for Guantanimo!

yoor impotent frend Winsten said...

Ah we all at hotlips nose Uncle fattiefooks with the big nose. He loves to visit our disco on parlyment biznesses.His likeness for drink makes him a very impotent person indeed.
Fellatious greetings to your lovely mother. She shood be very proud of you for being an internationally impotent person. Does she have all her savings tied up in her house ? Give me her details as I cood alleviate her old age for her.
But onto important matters. I was at hotlips this morning and see we haven't recieved your $1,000 dollar US ( not sterling). It's very important for yoor future prosperity and goodness that you send this money.

Much good tidings and fellatiosness to you and yoor lovely family and friends.


Dark Lochnagar said...

Brother Winston, best feliciatations ma brother! Glad you boys isa lookin after ma uncle Foulksey. He likesa large measure and one of those big black mamas with their legs wide open. He wasa tellin me he's bought a black leather setee and he wants to know what it look like with those big pink cushion, just like a big mamas fanny.

My mama sez that she isa looking to do one of those fancy equity release schemes but none of us is too sure what that be. Do you boys know anything about that. The $1,000 bill is surely with you by now and to show ma goodwilly just you boys take it out my account if it don't arrive Friday.

your friend Winston said...

Greetings darklock. Was great to hear from yous all again.
We tried to take our monies for services rendered so far but the number wasn't recognised from you're accounts and sorting codes. Lord nose I could do with the money urgently to pay my school fees and help my sick mother buy her medicines.
I know God will look kindly on me and you if this is all sorted out.
Our companies is in the franchise with Ocean Finance and we do an excellent eqity releese schemes.
If you send $2,000 dollars we can get the balls rolling as the Lord of the Foyboys would say.

May God help you to get the monies over urgently and release my mother from her pains and get me tought at the schools.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Brother Winston, Ah was not knowin that your big fat mama was having pain in belly. Maybe she would not eat them Yams. They sure give belly belly ache to my mama. I can no understand what happenwith them monies that I send. They has been leaving my account and ah only got about £70,000 left in it. Ma bank he boy tellin me that you got $5,000 so far, maybes you gotta check your bank. You aint needin no teachin brother Winston, you done speak Englisher very good for a black boy in Niggeria. Can you contact this Ocean Finance, see if they done gettin me a loan for say £100,000 and they can pay it to my brothers there in Niggeria for their schoolings and their mamas bellyachings.

yoor onist friend Winston said...

Ah brother Darkness. Yoose truly needng the light of the lord jeezus. Yoos promised send the monies and yet nothing in the Western Unions. I'se been swinging all night in hotlips club with Tommy permatans and Bignose Fooks spending the monies like there's no tommorows. And now I is fooks right enuff.
$100million dollar in US waiting for yoose and yoose not wanting. That's a lotta yams bruvver. Yoose no see them on Comes Dine with me. Or fuckin fuck word Scots git innit. My poor mum not seen the yams since jambos won the fuckin cup. And she is poorly. My inglish is dying, my mamma is dying. take God into yoor heart and save a poor boy from a poor family skara moosh skarra fuckin queer boy.


Dark Lochnagar said...

Brother Winston, I sure am sorry about your mamas inflictions with them yams, they sure done make me fart dose boys.

Ah can't know whats wrong with them western unions, they damm well took all them pounds from my little account here in bank. Here I is waitin for youse $100,000,000 and it no is arriving brother. Them ocean finance has done sold my mamas house and them says they sent you the money for your mamas stomach and your night out with ma man Foulksy. Hows them girlies in club? You done giving em good jiggy jig, brother. I surely wish ah was with you brother in Niggeria playing hookey with them big mamas instead of putting my mama up here in ma new tin house what as built. As a waiting brother for your Dollar monies, don't be too long now, my mamas sure done getting on my wick!