Sunday, 29 November 2009

FREE SHIRLEY BASSEY CD FOR EVERY COMMENTER IN TOMORROW'S DARK LOCHNIGAR!



YES THAT'S RIGHT!  A free DAME SHIRLEY BASSEY CD for every commenter in tomorrow's SUPER, SOARING DARK LOCHNAGAR!  This once in a LIFETIME super offer is brought to you in conjunction DL promotions. 



 *Only one CD per commenter.  *conditions apply

7 comments:

there's always one said...

It's a generous offer DL but what if you can't stand the old crooner ?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Always one. Good news! There is an A4 poster of Shirley inside in one of her revealing frocks, so you'll be able to choke the chicken when the wife goes out.

banned said...

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Lincoln County said...

Best news I've heard all year. How about posting this one Sherlocknigger.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/8382384.stm

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, fuck off. You're not getting a CD for that. Good try though. :-)

Dark Lochnagar said...

Linkers, nice to hear from you again. How are things in the US of A. Did you have a nice Thanksgiving. Were the family round for a Turkey dinner or did you throw a Hog on the barbeque and invite the folks from the trailer park round with their coon dogs to eat it. I laughed when you told me about last year and the Ho'down you had, drinking that moonshine that Ole Uncle Bart brewed. The best bit was when you got in the flatback Fords and went and shot up some of those pesky Democrats.

Anyway I sort of did a wee posting on that last week. I don't think that this "special relationship" exists as much particularly on your side. After all you turned up late for the two World Wars and although we helped out in Korea, we left you to your own devices mostly in Vietnam. The other skirmishes since are not really worth talking about. Our side wanted to lick Obamas arse when he cam in just as Blair did with Bush. But as I said at the time, just because he is black, it doesn't make him any better a President than a white one. Mind you anything was better than that fuckwit, George Dubya. It looks likely that we are going to elect a Conservative Government in a few months so we'll see how that plays with Obama. You may have to deal with an independent Scotland in a few years anyway as our Government here are bringing out a independence bill here tomorrow, (St Andrew's day our National Day), so we'll see how Obama deals with our leader Alex Salmond!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sorry, I have run out of the CDs. My wife made me give it to her mother, (it's her birthday, Monday).