Having listened to AMW and Subrosa reporting on FMQs every week, I would like to give you my version.
IAIN GRAY wasted 4 questions TALKING SHITE.
BIG HUMPHY GOLDIE talked some PISH ABOUT CUTS.
BEAKY SCOTT wasted his two questions as usual.
Three more questions from MSPs.
BIG BRIAN talked to some TWAT from some ENGLISH PAPER that no-one here reads.
Everyone left for the pub or home.