An Internet diary WRITTEN BY A DONKEY topped a new list of the most wasteful projects funded by the E.U. A total of £6.4Million was used to promote intercultural dialogue.
The long-eared ARSE, sorry Ass, writes about one encounter thus:
I was under a chestnut tree sleeping on the sun when I opened my eyes and there were other animals looking at me. I was embarrassed. Now I know how people from other cultures may feel in the Netherlands.
The AUDITORS have refused to sign off the E.U. 's accounts for the 19th year in a row due to the fraud and false accounting that are endemic in the system. No business in the E.U. would be allowed to go even one year without getting it's books properly audited. It's nothing short of a FUCKING DISGRACE!
For our childrens' sake Alex, next year when Scotland votes to be independent, get us out of this sorry mess and the remainder of the U.K. can join us if they want.