Wednesday, 11 November 2009

DONKEY DIARY HELPS TO WASTE £6.4M IN E.U.

An Internet diary WRITTEN BY A DONKEY topped a new list of the most wasteful projects funded by the E.U. A total of £6.4Million was used to promote intercultural dialogue.


The long-eared ARSE, sorry Ass, writes about one encounter thus:
I was under a chestnut tree sleeping on the sun when I opened my eyes and there were other animals looking at me. I was embarrassed. Now I know how people from other cultures may feel in the Netherlands.


The AUDITORS have refused to sign off the E.U. 's accounts for the 19th year in a row due to the fraud and false accounting that are endemic in the system. No business in the E.U. would be allowed to go even one year without getting it's books properly audited. It's nothing short of a FUCKING DISGRACE!


For our childrens' sake Alex, next year when Scotland votes to be independent, get us out of this sorry mess and the remainder of the U.K. can join us if they want.

6 comments:

AMW said...

The EU is just run by a bunch of Lib Dem hippies.

I would hate to see the amount of money wasted in the EU, it most be billions.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Spooks, More like Trillions. Is this your visit that you promised yesterday?

Barking Spider said...

The EU gets worse with every fucking story that gets out, DL!

banned said...

Dunno why the cunts are not all in gaol, outright fraud and theft, worse than our own Troughligate.
Anyway, what happened to the £45,000 to explore lesbian and transgender issues within Punch & Judy shows at Walton On The Naze ?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Spidey, I'm just the man to get them out there!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, much worse than our troughligate, billions and billions.

As for the lesbian punch and judy shows, they bit off more than they could chew and as a result got a good licking. Lucky bastards.