DONKEY DIARY HELPS TO WASTE £6.4M IN E.U.

An Internet diary WRITTEN BY A DONKEY topped a new list of the most wasteful projects funded by the E.U. A total of £6.4Million was used to promote intercultural dialogue.


The long-eared ARSE, sorry Ass, writes about one encounter thus:
I was under a chestnut tree sleeping on the sun when I opened my eyes and there were other animals looking at me. I was embarrassed. Now I know how people from other cultures may feel in the Netherlands.


The AUDITORS have refused to sign off the E.U. 's accounts for the 19th year in a row due to the fraud and false accounting that are endemic in the system. No business in the E.U. would be allowed to go even one year without getting it's books properly audited. It's nothing short of a FUCKING DISGRACE!


For our childrens' sake Alex, next year when Scotland votes to be independent, get us out of this sorry mess and the remainder of the U.K. can join us if they want.

MAKE A FORTUNE-BECOME A GOVERNMENT CONSULTANT!

The Home Office spent an astonishing £140million on consultants last year, up 44 per cent on the previous year, as public finances spiralled into a debt crisis. Large amounts of the money were lavished on seeking advice on the controversial £5billion ID cards project.


Consultants were also paid large sums for planning a vast Big Brother database to store the details of every Internet click and telephone call made by UK residents, known as the Intercept Modernisation Programme (IMP).


The Tories said the increase in spending was astonishing, Shadow Home Secretary Chris Grayling said: ‘We’re now finding out more and more about the true cost of the Government’s abortive ID card project. More than £215million has been spent on the scheme so far.


It reminds me of a mate of mine who is a High-Roller. When he goes to a LAP DANCING CLUB instead of sticking a £20 note in the DANCER'S KNICKERS, he swipes his PLATINUM AMERICAN EXPRESS CARD DOWN THE CRACK OF THEIR ARSE!