Wednesday, 25 November 2009
DAVID BECKAM CAUGHT SNIFFING WIFE'S KNICKERS BEFORE PENALTY SHOOT-OUT!
Football superstar DAVID BECKHAM was last night pictured sniffing his WIFE'S KNICKERS before a penalty shoot-out with LA GALAXY.
To make POSH'S KNICKER SMELL more portable, MULTI MILLIONAIRE DAVID, has had the essence made into a spray which allows him to sew it into his football shorts for a quick sniff during a game. The spray which was made in the WORLD FAMOUS, ODOUR LABORATORY OF L'OREAL is designed to give a FANNY ODOUR with one spray, whilst two sprays in quick succession gives off the odour of POSH'S ARSEHOLE. The spray is designed to boost David's TETESTERONE LEVELS at certain times during the match when he might need a wee boost.
One unfortunate side affect which afflicts DAVID, is that unfortunately he finds it difficult to run around with a HARD-ON so he has to take certain harmless herbal remedies before each game.
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