Wednesday, 14 October 2009
WOMAN CAUGHT SHAGGING WITH LORD FOULKES IN POLICE CAR PARK IS A LESBIAN!
A WOMAN who was caught having sex with a man in a police car park said her behaviour was completely out of character – because she PREFERS A WOMAN'S FLAPS!
Leanne Richardson, 26, was fined after the incident at Portobello police station along with 70-year-old LORD FOULKES OF CUMNOCK. Edinburgh Sheriff Court heard how the pair were reprimanded after a member of the public spotted them SHAGGING LIKE A PAIR OF DOGS in a POLICE CAR PARK!
She said: "It is no secret I am gay. "I admit having my trousers and underwear down and MY TITS WERE UN- HOLSTERED. " A Police Spokesman said,"As soon as we realised what was happening we requested the two to stop, but it would appear that LORD FOULKES, who was at the trickly bit and hadn't CLIMAXED FOR SOME YEARS could not hear us and continued."
At this point police officers were forced to STICK A BATON UP THE GOOD LORD'S ARSE, thus causing him to climax ALL OVER THE CAR PARK which later had to be HOSED DOWN BY EDINBURGH FIRE BRIGADE!
THE LORD FOULKES, meanwhile is suing Lothian and Borders Police for sticking the BATON UP HIS ARSE without first applying KY JELLY, like" what they done the last time he went in Jail", the English language not being FOULKES FIRST LANGUAGE, explaining why he asks so many written, (BY SOMEONE ELSE), questions in HOLYROOD.