Thursday, 15 October 2009

JIM MURPHY MP-IS THE LYING BASTARD JUST GETTING ON MY TITS?

I watched SCOTTISH QUESTIONS today as usual and I have to admit that LABOUR ATTACK DOG, SPUD MURPHY IS GETTING ON MY FUCKING WICK!



Despite the fact that his Government worsened and has handled the financial crisis badly he never misses an opportunity to criticise the HOLYROOD GOVERNMENT and the SNP in particular.


The WANKER'S latest wheeze is to call for a televised debate with ALEX SALMOND. Well Alex it's time you called his bluff, because he IS NO DEBATER. In fact he is FUCKING HOPELESS!



I wonder if he is aware that he'll be heaved out in the next General Election and he is angling for Gray's job in HOLYROOD. Watch out Iain there is a RAT ABOUT!


(The shitebag can be contacted at http://www.jimmurphymp.com/blog , he won't answer your comments, but feel free on my behalf to annoy the bastard)

20 comments:

banned said...

Dunno the cunt but I clicked on the pic and he looks like a an extra from Zombie Dawn Of The Dead.

CrazyDaisy said...

DL,

Pal, my sentiments exactly, the man is as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike. How in the fuck can he be an MP the Red Fucker? W

Who in their right mind votes for this man, he is devoid of character, personality and balls, how in the fuck did he have kids with his wife?

Answers on a postcard eh?

Have a braw wan, not a Gok!

CD

HeadsonPoles said...

Did he escape from the set of Carry on Screaming?
Saw him sitting alongside the Prime Mentalist during PMQs - I thought it was a freak show.

robbers and buggerers said...

Yeah I noticed skeletal was back holding the Gorgons hand during PM's questions.
What a total hoon he is and another brown nosed trougher of the first degree.
Looking at his expenses from The Daily Telegraph I notice he was a keen trougher and waster of our money.

His costs for a year were

1. £22,801 ACA ( £87806 from 2004 to 2008)
2.£141,866 salary
3. £964 cleaning
4. £3,900 food
5. £1,385 repiars
6. £289 furniture
7. £6,903 other

He also claimed £4,884 for a B&Q kitchen but changed his mind after realising that it would jeopardise his other claims for ACA so paid some of that money back.
He has never had a job outside of University ( failed the course) or parliament although he said he was a part time waiter while at Uni.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, he is the Scottish Secretary of State which means he is supposed to look after Scotland's interest in the Cabinet. Of course when the cunts set up the Devolution they at no time considered the fact that there wouldn't be a labour majority. The bastard sees his job now as trying to annoy the Scottish Government in a political role. He is a wanker of the 1st degree.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Daisy, the bastard will be voted o.t at the next election and the tories will get in with a bit of luck. The only thing that might save him is that there have been boundry changes and he now takes in mor of East Kilbride. I think he is angling to get into Holyrood and take over from the gray man.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Headsonpoles, isn't he the ugliest bastard you have ever seen. He makes me look like a film star and believe me, I'm a ugly bastard. Welcome to the blog BTW.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Robbers, who in their right mind making the money he is buys a kitchen out of fucking B&Q, there shite, the cheapskate bastard. Even worse when we'rte paying for the fucking thing. He's like a dog in the back seat of a car sitting there at PMQs nodding at everthing the ARSEHOLE says, as if he has some inside knowledge. Little weasely cunt.

The Young Oligarch said...

The b*****d getting elected in 1997 was enough of a fluke , surely he can't last through next year's New Labour Apocalypse ?

If I had money , I'd flit to Clarkston or Newton Mearns to vote against him .

By the way , if you convert to Judaism , do you still need to get your privates surgically altered ? Just asking .

Shades Of Ansel said...

He's a manboy.He looks like an adult but lacks the experience.DL,I'm REALLY fed up with these wankers.They haven't got a clue.but they are in positions of power.WTF?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Oligarch, the bastard sucks up to the Jews in Mearns like a hoover and there is plenty of them. I don't know if he is one himself but he wears a mean skull cap.

As far as the operation is concerned,I myself have been altered gowever my parents told me it was common in my day (1954) as a hygene issue, (no cheesy bits in your bellend in case you got a BJ)

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ansel, eventually there will be a revolution of the people and we are gradually getting there. Bank run by an elite cartel, (the Rothchilds and their ilk), are getting to powerful and politicians are being corrupted by power and money. Something will have to snap one day. Probably a military coup would be just the job.

CrazyDaisy said...

DL,

I predict a riot. Good thing I canny get my hands on an AK, there would be a dman sight less oxygen thiefs walking in Scotland and a great reduction in McQuangos.

Work shy bastards.

CD

Dark Lochnagar said...

Up the revolution Daisy, I'm your man!

Gigits said...

You should move away from Scottish politics, what is this? A Scottish political blog?

Oh, wait a minute...

Dark Lochnagar said...

It's the international flavour that makes it so popular (not).

Anonymous said...

I watched a tv prog recently about burk and hare the irish edinburgh body snatchers, it showed an ingraving of hare he is the exact double of murphy nae kiddin

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous, he looks more like some of the cunts they dug up!

Anonymous said...

Does anyone have an address for this Jim Murphy? Does he live in Clarkston?

Anonymous said...

you people are clearly uneducated and if you think violence is the way to sort out political problems then get of your lazy fat arses and join the army.