JUST IN FROM GOOGLE, as you can see from the above chart I had 65,345,132 unique hits in SEPTEMBER. Of these 65,345,131 told their friends and they promise to visit in October.This makes me more popular than, IAN DALE, GUIDO FOX, THE SUN AND HIS HOLINESS THE POPE.
SO GET IT RIGHT UP YOU!
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Do you do merchandise D.L. Where can I buy a t-shirt and baseball cap to impress my friends.
I'm doing a little T.V. programme for the B.B.C. Andrew Marr is hosting it and Gordon Brown and David Cameron are appearing to debate the election. Please say you can appear!
Are your Tits big enough to do a pic for page 3?
Would you be able to become a Cardinal?
I see the key words driving folk to your site are "thatcher bad ". So you're doing the right things.
10,500,000th in the the world isn't bad either.
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So fucking brilliant!
I thought about doing a statporn pisstake, now I don't have to.
ha ha ha ha ha superb
No G.O.T. I will make plenty of money on my book, BEST BOLLOCK BLOGS OF 2009/10, which is full of shite that knowone wants to read but you may get a mention in the index or if you get in the top 3,000 I will sell you a wee logo thingy that you can stick on your blog to impress your readers. In all good bookshops at £12.95 or from my merchandising site at £14.95 plus £2.50 p&p or 99p from Bargain Books at Christmas!
Fuck it, I'm never publishing stats again!
I feel like a right tool now.
PS, manky bandages and string vests are available to buy, just click on the 'shop' button on my site.
Hear me tonight on West Sound reviewing the papers, (Ayrshire Post and Kilmarnock Standard), with my good good friemd Lou Grant.
And I'm not a poof or a bog trotter.
Rab, Your good, good friend. Your not Alan McInally in disguise?
Banned, what the fuck do you want with porn at your age? You'll just get viruses and its embrarrassing when the wife catches you chokin' the chicken!
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