Tuesday 20 October 2009

BOYZONE MEMBERS HOLD REMEMBERANCE ARSE BUGGER FOR STEPHEN



Boyzone gave Stephen Gately a traditional send-off with a marathon wake after burying him in his favourite suit. Keith Duffy, Ronan Keating, Mikey Graham and Shane Lynch stumped up £45,000 for champagne and canapes bash for 400 friends and relatives.

And after spending 12 hours remembering their friend, the band went AND BUGGERED SOME RENT-BOYS in STEPHEN'S MEMORY.
You can say what you like, but can you imagine if you're on holiday with your partner and you meet someone of the opposite sex from your partner and you go back to your apartment with them and your SOBER PARTNER goes to sleep on the couch, knowing that you are in THE BEDROOM SHAGGING THE STRANGER. EVEN WORSE IF IT'S SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX!
I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO!

7 comments:

subrosa said...

Are that band all gay? Jings I didn't know that. Not that it matters to me in the least what anyone does behind closed doors but it does seem there are more gay folk than hetrosexual these days.

How about I call myself a born again virgin? Do you think that'll bring me fame and fortune?

DL thanks for your comment about the EU. I did ask you on my place, if you thought another poll would be worthwhile. I haven't thought out the questions yet but I know how to do a good poll. :)

subrosa said...

Is the photo the Queens View? I've been meaning to ask for ages.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rosie, I thought I was the only eejit still up at this time. No it's the River Garry. Yeh I thought that poll was interesting, I thought it would be in favour of the E.C., that's why I left the result up as long.

I still say there's something bloody funny about the Gately death. I suppose it will all come out in the wash. I'm the same as you, I might have a snigger at homosexuals, radical mulems et al, but as long as they stay well away from me I don't care.

banned said...

Who will pay the Bulgarian more, the Mail for his story or Bozone to shut him up ?

Dark Lochnagar said...

I don't know Banned, but it will be Tony Gallenty. Almost worth getting a good homo seeing to! It's like "INDECENT PROPOSAL". Would you let your "husband" have sex with another man for £?.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned. Sorry I have just noticed from another post that you have difficulty with the nuances of the Scottish Toungue. "Tony Gallenty" is Scottish rhyming slang for plenty.

banned said...

Ta, I was wondering !