Showing posts with label BOYZONE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BOYZONE. Show all posts

Tuesday, 20 October 2009

BOYZONE MEMBERS HOLD REMEMBERANCE ARSE BUGGER FOR STEPHEN



Boyzone gave Stephen Gately a traditional send-off with a marathon wake after burying him in his favourite suit. Keith Duffy, Ronan Keating, Mikey Graham and Shane Lynch stumped up £45,000 for champagne and canapes bash for 400 friends and relatives.

And after spending 12 hours remembering their friend, the band went AND BUGGERED SOME RENT-BOYS in STEPHEN'S MEMORY.
You can say what you like, but can you imagine if you're on holiday with your partner and you meet someone of the opposite sex from your partner and you go back to your apartment with them and your SOBER PARTNER goes to sleep on the couch, knowing that you are in THE BEDROOM SHAGGING THE STRANGER. EVEN WORSE IF IT'S SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX!
I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO!

Sunday, 11 October 2009

STEPHEN GATELY OF BOYSOMETHING DIES IN SLEEP!

STEPHEN GATELY WITH SOME OTHER IRISH TWAT AT SOME AWARD DO.


STEPHEN GATELY who seemingly used to be in some "Irish boy band" has died in Mallorca after a night out with his husband, ANDREW.


Alas another icon of pop has passed away. To add to the deaths of ELVIS, JOHN LENNON AND MICHAEL JACKSON, will be the question:


WHERE WERE YOU WHEN STEPHEN GATELY DIED?


FUCK ME!