Researchers at UC Berkeley have implanted surveillance equipment into beetles that allows them to control where they fly. Using implants, they worked out how to control a beetle's take-off, flight and landing by stimulating the brain to work the wings. They controlled turns through stimulating the basilar muscles on one side or the other to make the wings on that side flap harder.
It is thought their first use will be TO SPY ON CYCLOPS as he hurls PRINTERS, MOBILES AND SECRETARIES round his DOWNING STREET OFFICE.
Their second use will be to wait until THE LORD OF THE RING goes to the shitter and one will fly up his more than adequate ARSEHOLE and his conversations will be able to be bugged. This will fail obviously when the ONE-EYED FUCKWIT pokes it all the way in with his KNOB!