IN Southend-on-Sea, Essex, 42 women are trying to break the world record for the number of women being photographed wearing bikinis in one place.
The current record is held by Russian women - 1,923 of them. Not all of them were lap dancers or gangsters molls sporting bikinis beneath thin black leather trench coats. A couple were actually on their way to the municipal baths.The organiser of the event, a Mr G. Brown, who is currently on a two week holiday from a high-powered civil service job, said, 'WE WERE A WEE BIT UNLUCKY', 'WE ONLY FAILED TO BEAT THE RECORD BY A MARGIN OF 1,871.' 'It's not been my lucky year,' he added.
"THIS IS NOT A NEWS STORY BUT GRATUITOUS SEX, YOU DIRTY OLD BASTARD." Mrs Dark Lochnagar.