New El Niño threatens world with weather woe
Forecasters say this one is brewing up to be the second-strongest on record
But the good news is; BRITAIN WILL BE WARMER IN 2010 WITH A WARM SUMMER FORECAST!
(Unless of course that ONE-EYED, JONAH, BASTARD GETS A HOLD OF IT)!
You heard it here first. I expect plaudits next summer!