Sunday, 2 August 2009
THE LORD BASTARD MANDELSON TO RETURN AS LEADER!
Lord 'SNAKE OIL' Mandelson is being urged by a group of Labour MPs to give up his peerage and fight the next election in a safe seat in north-east England, Dark Lochnagar has learned.
Blairites want Lord SHIRT-LIFTER to return to the House of Commons.
The plan, which is said to "intrigue" the Business Secretary, could see him become a potential candidate to replace Gordon Brown as Labour leader.
It has been hatched by Labour MPs who are all former supporters of Tony Blair, THE MILLIONAIRE WAR CRIMINAL and who now see Lord Mandelson of the best hope of keeping the party as NEW Labour in the event of an election defeat and the likely stepping down of Mr Brown.
WITH CAMERON IN POWER AND THAT BASTARD MANDELSON LEADING LABOUR, WOULD INDEPENDENCE BE INEVITABLE?