A supermarket giant is launching the country's biggest ever condom to cater for well-endowed men.The new extra-large condoms are 10mm longer and 1mm wider than the average and will go on sale in Tesco branches across the UK from tomorrow.
Healthcare buyer Nicola Evans added: 'These new condoms are designed to allow larger men more comfort than ever before.
Average condoms are 205mm (8in) in length - with the new range clocking in at 215mm (8.5in).
ABOUT TIME TOO!
THE EXTRA HALF INCH MEANS I'LL ONLY HAVE THREE AND A HALF INCHES UNCOVERED NOW!
5 comments:
Thank god for small mercies?
"THE EXTRA HALF INCH MEANS I'LL ONLY HAVE THREE AND A HALF INCHES UNCOVERED NOW!"
Don't ya just hate that?
Correct Scunnert. The problem with having a 12" cock is that I don't use it as a rule!
Mate,
Don't boast about it use it, or are you using these ones to cover your brain? lol!
CD
I'm more of a 'fun size' kind of guy!
The only way I could give a woman 12 inches is if I ram it into her 3 times!!
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