Wednesday, 12 August 2009

AT LONG LAST- EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS

A supermarket giant is launching the country's biggest ever condom to cater for well-endowed men.

The new extra-large condoms are 10mm longer and 1mm wider than the average and will go on sale in Tesco branches across the UK from tomorrow.

Healthcare buyer Nicola Evans added: 'These new condoms are designed to allow larger men more comfort than ever before.


Average condoms are 205mm (8in) in length - with the new range clocking in at 215mm (8.5in).

ABOUT TIME TOO!
THE EXTRA HALF INCH MEANS I'LL ONLY HAVE THREE AND A HALF INCHES UNCOVERED NOW!

6 comments:

scunnert said...

Thank god for small mercies?

scunnert said...

"THE EXTRA HALF INCH MEANS I'LL ONLY HAVE THREE AND A HALF INCHES UNCOVERED NOW!"

Don't ya just hate that?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Correct Scunnert. The problem with having a 12" cock is that I don't use it as a rule!

CrazyDaisy said...

Mate,

Don't boast about it use it, or are you using these ones to cover your brain? lol!

CD

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

I'm more of a 'fun size' kind of guy!

The only way I could give a woman 12 inches is if I ram it into her 3 times!!

Dark Lochnagar said...

If I could find the fucking thing I'd be happy!