Monday, 20 July 2009

ULRIKA GETS NEW BODY! SHOCK EXCLUSIVE!

FROM THE DAILY MAIL

I've got the body of a 16-year-old! says Ulrika Jonsson... after £11k of surgery
By
Simon Cable Last updated at 1:06 AM on 20th July 2009

It cost her a pretty penny and she probably spent a few uncomfortable weeks in bandages.
But you won't hear any complaints from Ulrika Jonsson about her £11,000 cosmetic surgery marathon.
Because, for the first time in decades, she says she is happy in her own skin.



Now I admit I'm getting on a bit, but I'm FUCKING SURE I DON'T REMEMBER A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD WITH A BODY LIKE THAT!


THAT'S LIFE, THE BODY OF A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD AND THE FACE OF A SIXTY YEAR OLD!

10 comments:

banned said...

Well if that IS the body of a 16 year old then it is kiddie porn as is the case for any pornographic or paid for nude images of those under the age of 18.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Better not go there!

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Known as a 'Baywatch/Crimewatch'.

Body like Baywatch, face like Crimewatch!

The Young Oligarch said...

Less of that , Rab !

Some of us have to be less fussy than you .

Shame about the turtle-neck , though . She'd be better putting on a few pund !

Anonymous said...

leave her alone...shes pretty...got amazing breasts...id shag her anyday...drt even get me started on her legs...

Dark Lochnagar said...

Fuck Me anonymous, it's no wonder you don't put a name to your comments!

Anonymous said...

Me and the majority of my mates agree they would give her one!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Fuck me Anonymous where have you been for the last 8 weeks. I'd forgotten I'd posted that! BTW what age are you and your mates, all in your seventies?!

David said...

Hey Dark easy does it pal, I'm in my 50s and I would despite the fact that her funbags are playing havoc on her stringy fucking neck.

By the way - you hate Labour, fair enough but I hope you are an SNP man and not a fucking toady bastard who would vote for that puss-sack Cameron. I would do time for that bastard.

And by the fucking way - leave off with the smart comments about us dyslexics - KO.

Anonymous said...

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