JOGGER MAIMED BY GIANT BUZZARD!
Another jogger was left covered in blood after he was attacked by a swooping buzzard.
Solicitor Stuart Urquhart, 36, is the second person to be attacked by the birds of prey in a week after Paul Powell, 38, suffered a similar fate while half way through a four-mile run in GloucesterRead.
Wouldn't it be great if there is a BUZZARD TRAINER somewhere who is training Birds of Prey to attack joggers, PARTICULARLY FUCKING SOLICITORS!
Mind you it may be because he has brown hair, the bird thought he was a rabbit!
Buy a bicycle helmet and see how fucking stupid you look then!
ADVICE TO JOGGERS:
MAKE SURE YOUR PUBES AREN'T STICKING OUT YOUR SHORTS!