Monday, 20 July 2009

JOGGER MAIMED BY A BIG BUZZARD!

JOGGER MAIMED BY GIANT BUZZARD!



Another jogger was left covered in blood after he was attacked by a swooping buzzard.
Solicitor Stuart Urquhart, 36, is the second person to be attacked by the birds of prey in a week after Paul Powell, 38, suffered a similar fate while half way through a four-mile run in GloucesterRead.


Wouldn't it be great if there is a BUZZARD TRAINER somewhere who is training Birds of Prey to attack joggers, PARTICULARLY FUCKING SOLICITORS!

Mind you it may be because he has brown hair, the bird thought he was a rabbit!

Buy a bicycle helmet and see how fucking stupid you look then!

ADVICE TO JOGGERS:
MAKE SURE YOUR PUBES AREN'T STICKING OUT YOUR SHORTS!

2 comments:

banned said...

Good for the buzzard, I hatefucking joggers too, almost as much as I hate militant cyclists who wear all the kit to look macho and then sail through red lights when it suits them.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Why the fuck do cyclists have to dress up like their in the fucking tour de France? Twats.