Friday 22 May 2009

SUSAN BOYLE FINDS LONG LOST TWIN

SUSAN AND HER TWIN SISTER BERTHA
SHOWBIZ NEWS: Miss Susan Boyle tonight delighted audiences on you-tube by due-ting with her newly discovered twin sister BERTHA!

BERTHA is her older sister by 2 minutes and if possible has an even sweeter voice than our Susan.

SIMON COWELL, the well known IMPERSONIO and general ARSEHOLE claimed tonight,
"brilliant now I'll be able to rip off two nieve SCOTCH FUCKERS instead of one".

2 comments:

CrazyDaisy said...

DL,

Quality, Simon is a cock but he's good at what he does, you have to hand it to him. Why shouldn't miss Boyle enjoy her 15 mins of fame, her life will change a little and the only lad likely to give her one will be someone after her money - sad having celebrity!

Fame I shit em!

Crazy D

Dark Lochnagar said...

CD Wish I could fucking sing (or play Fitba)