SUSAN BOYLE FINDS LONG LOST TWIN

SUSAN AND HER TWIN SISTER BERTHA

SHOWBIZ NEWS: Miss Susan Boyle tonight delighted audiences on you-tube by due-ting with her newly discovered twin sister BERTHA!

BERTHA is her older sister by 2 minutes and if possible has an even sweeter voice than our Susan.

SIMON COWELL, the well known IMPERSONIO and general ARSEHOLE claimed tonight,
"brilliant now I'll be able to rip off two nieve SCOTCH FUCKERS instead of one".