As we are in the Whit sun recess, I thought that I would give you a bit of parenting news.
The stupid bitch on the right, hereafter called the MOTHER, has just paid £1200 for a Botox injection for her 18 year old DAUGHTER, the one on the left.
Now when I first saw this photo, (and I apologise for the quality, I got it from the Daily Mail), I thought the OLD FUCKER on the left was Chinese. Now not that there is anything wrong with the Chinese, I have some good Chinese friends, but let's face it their faces are different from your average Caucasian Scot.
I then realised that the problem is that her face is SO FUCKING TIGHT WITH BOTOX INJECTIONS, she just looks Chinese.
Does the silly old TWAT never look in a MIRROR?
Does she seriously want her Daughter to look as FUCKING UGLY AS THAT in 20 years time?
IS IT JUST ME???????