Showing posts with label BOTOX AND SILLY OLD TWATS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BOTOX AND SILLY OLD TWATS. Show all posts

Saturday, 28 November 2009

SAM FOX-WHAT A DOG!


The above is a pic of SAM FOX, who was appearing on some shitey reality TV programme, called "get my come out of here on ice", (It's about fertilisation stem-cell research).

Anyway, as most of you who read this pile of shite on a regular basis know, I am not a bitchy man.  But FUCK ME, she's LET HERSELF GO!  Last time I saw her was on "Top of the Pops" and she was a real stunner.  If ever a face needed BOTOX, THAT'S IT!

Tuesday, 26 May 2009

MOTHERHOOD AND BOTOX

THIS STUPID WOMAN SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO HAVE CHILDREN

As we are in the Whit sun recess, I thought that I would give you a bit of parenting news.

The stupid bitch on the right, hereafter called the MOTHER, has just paid £1200 for a Botox injection for her 18 year old DAUGHTER, the one on the left.

Now when I first saw this photo, (and I apologise for the quality, I got it from the Daily Mail), I thought the OLD FUCKER on the left was Chinese. Now not that there is anything wrong with the Chinese, I have some good Chinese friends, but let's face it their faces are different from your average Caucasian Scot.

I then realised that the problem is that her face is SO FUCKING TIGHT WITH BOTOX INJECTIONS, she just looks Chinese.

Does the silly old TWAT never look in a MIRROR?

Does she seriously want her Daughter to look as FUCKING UGLY AS THAT in 20 years time?

IS IT JUST ME???????