Wednesday 22 April 2009

Budget Woes

ALISTAIR LAYS A SILENT BUT DEADLY FART AS HE ANNOUNCES THE DEFECIT
WE'RE ALL FUCKING DOOMED, DOOMED, I TELL YOU!
The figures are ASTRONOMIC. We are going to borrow, (if Darling's projected figures are right and anyone wants to lend to us), £707 BILLION over the next 5 years. That will take on his projections, which have been totally wrong so far, until 2017 to bring the budget back into control.
Everyone in the UK will have a share of the national debt amounting to £49,789 each.And Brown sits there smiling, when the majority of this is his fault due to his restructuring of the financial regulations in 1997.Never mind shooting Fred the Shred, what about Brown the Clown. Where are all the assassins when you need them?

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